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Saturday
Sep042010

Krull (1983): I Feel Like A Kid Again

Krull gives me shivers and goosebumps of delight! Here's my thoughts on this wonderful sci-fi film from the 80s!

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Wednesday
Aug252010

Year of The Black Rainbow by Coheed and Cambria (2010)

Coheed and Cambria's latest album comes under my scrutiny today! How does Year of The Black Rainbow fare? Click here to find out!!!

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Tuesday
Aug242010

Inception (2010): The Heist of The Century

FINALLY I get my Inception review out, just in time for it to be completely worthless since everyone's seen it already! Oops! Please enjoy anyway!

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Tuesday
Aug172010

Essential Media: Shut Up, You Fucking Baby! by David Cross (2002)

I review one of the best albums without music in it I've ever heard in my life!!! Click here to read more!

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Saturday
Aug142010

L’avventura (1960): We’re All About To Disappear

I explore one of the great classics of the 60s with my review of L'avventura!

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Saturday
Aug142010

Squarespace is PISSING ME OFF!

Just to let you know, I was planning on releasing a fun, light-hearted essay today about outdoor activities, but Squarespace is the lamest blogging software of all time when it comes to saving your progress!!! I have had ANOTHER essay eaten by the software pooping out on me and NOT saving something I've written. I hate you, Squarespace, for stealing almost half a dozen essays from me this year, and I hope you all burn in Hell for my wasted effort. Oh, well; 5500 words down the tube...

Anyway, I'm just gonna post another Cinematronica essay that nobody (literally nobody) read tomorrow while I work on something else. Sorry for the delay!

Saturday
Jul312010

Gentlemen Broncos (2009): Hideous + Funny = Hideously Funny

Jared Hess's thrid film zaps me in the balls with an uncanny accuracy! Read more here!

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Friday
Jul302010

What's Up Ahead!

Hey, everyone! Now that the site is up and running again, I have a few things that I need to catch up on, things that I was working on before the break. So if you think things haven't been very relevent the past few weeks, trust me, I'm aware. But I wanted to let you know I'm working hard to catch up and get to more pressing things. I mentioned a review for Inception I was working on the other day, and that is still forthcoming, but for now I still have to do write-ups for the latest Coheed and Cambria release, a review of Goat by The Jesus Lizard, and a Gentlemen Broncos review that I'm straining towards! Stuff will be coming in soon, so until then, hit up the forum, to which I'm adding new topics, and any old reviews you might have missed! I'll be making headway soon, I promise!

Tuesday
Jul272010

Knowing (2009): A Great Travesty

In my opinion, one of the most wasted opportunities of the 2000's, Knowing has pissed me off in ways I can barely relate to you! Read more on my outrage here!

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Thursday
Jul222010

Barbarella (1968): Low Tolerance For Nudity

I love nude space antics! And Barbarella has plenty of those to go around! More details inside!

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